Originally posted 07.12.2002

Well, with the advent of my new web site statistic tracking script I have learned that my average number of unique visitors per day has shot from about 40 all the way up to about 1200. It happened within about 3 days. Pretty amazing, if you ask me. So, welcome freak lovers. I hope you find something that entertains you here.

On with some linkage. In today’s episode, we find a medly of links that range from the usual bathroom humor so enjoyed by people the world over (as well as readers of this website), to political shenanigans that are quite scary.

First, the Aquariass is a creative invention that makes use of all that extra water that usually wastes space in the tank of your toilet. I can see how this ‘toiletarium’, as it were, would be especially entertaining for those of us who can stand up when peeing. I’m not sure what use it would be for those who have to sit down.

Next we have some hilarious pictures of signs, labels, and other verbage written in “Engrish”, as the Japanese say. One of my favorites was the label on a loaf of bread made by “Batard”. It reads: “All of contents are no additional. It’s burned to a crisp with all our heart“. Sometime I think we send the Japanese special English dictionaries just for our amusement.

One of the funniest things I have seen in a while is at Cat-Scan, where people send in images of their cats sitting on their scanners. I am going to have to try this with Blue and Carlton.

For years now, images of Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes fame) peeing on various items have adorned the back of pickup trucks all over the Southern United States. From Dale Earnhardt haters to those that think Chevy is better than Ford, Calvin has become an outlet for rednecks everywhere to say to the world, “Hey you, I feel so strongly about the inferiority of your favorite product or NASCAR driver that an iconic representation of comic strip character Calvin urinating on a representation of said product or NASCAR driver accurately portrays the anguish and indignation that burns withing the deepest realms of my soul“. And guess what? Someone has made this website to keep track of these imortant messages within our society.

As if a collection of Calvin peeing stickers isn’t enough to make you wonder how much time some people have on their hands, there is an extensive website dedicated to the collection of photos and information about Airline Foods. I found it interesting that American West Airlines serves a single club cracker and a can of soda for breakfast. There is even a picture of it. I’m sure they are cutting down on the extravagant meals so that they can provide you with better airplane mechanics.

I may have posted this before, but here is another important breakdown of the PATRIOT Act and how it impacts your daily life. A must-see for everyone.

Yeehaw. I said the words “peeing” so many times in this post that I’m sure I will be getting hits from people who searched for weird things in Google again. Don’t worry…I will keep you posted.

Yeehaw.

This here was posted by Will @09:57: am